batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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