That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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