About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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