doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
