Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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