Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
