why im i the only drunk person in the library?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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