I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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