Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
