How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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