Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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