STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
