just come out here and I will go home with you...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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