They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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