He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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