Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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