He uses pillows to masturbate.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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