honey bunches of taint.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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