singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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