he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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