All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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