Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Boobs are out for the taking
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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