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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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(360): View more from Washington

I don't think brook has ever known best

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night

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(248): View more from Michigan

had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall

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(231): View more from Michigan

the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....

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