Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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