when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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