Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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