Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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