The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
