i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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