I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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