No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Randomize
