wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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