Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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