My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
