Already got asked if we're dating
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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