In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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