Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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