Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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