I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
