weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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