apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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