How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He kissed a someone with a penis
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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