I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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