I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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