Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
