we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize