How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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