How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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