Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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