There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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