oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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