i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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