VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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