Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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