Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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